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Archive for February, 2009

Good Game Brakes

Posted by officerincivvies on February 24, 2009

So I went down to Midas with my truck thinking that all I should really need is new brake pads and it shouldn’t take more than an hour or two and cost no more than $250.

Boy was I wrong.

Well partly, the brake pads were shot, and cracked and rendered completely useless but that was only the start of the problem.

Then my callipers were completely rusted. This is something I am not sure how it happened because they were supposedly brand new when I bought the truck. Because they were rusted the pin became loose making the pads uneven which is what destroyed them. As well the lose pin dug into the rotors of the brakes.

So basically there was a hell of a lot more damage than I thought and it cost more than double what I originally estimated.

FML.

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Dear Diary…

Posted by officerincivvies on February 22, 2009

My brakes are shot. Well not quite. I am not going to lie I don’t know much about vehicles though as a man I really should know something. My knowledge of cars is limited to changing the fluids, changing a tire and that’s really it. Recently whenever I taped on my brakes, especially as my speed started to reach zero I would hear a grinding noise. Yesterday it got much worse. It is now time to bring it into a shop.

According to my engineering friend and the internet I think what is wrong is my brake pads are shot. This makes sense as I have not done anything with my brakes since I got entire new ones in 2006. That’s two and a half years ago. Plus given that fact I drive up and down Burnaby Mountain all the time this makes sense. The only bad part is that it will cost me around $200.

I was supposed to go to Seattle today for the day. I decided against it last night because of my brakes. I am not down for dieing. My roommate was a bit sad but it turns out to be raining today so that is fine, we are going to go in March when it is warmer.

After it stopped raining I went out for a walk. It feels like it is spring and it smells like it. I know it is still winter but our winter this year sucked with such the little snow we got.

Canucks are finally doing good again, like we did at the beginning of the year. This makes me happy, although we just can’t beat that damn Turco.

I am in charge of Frosh Week this year which is sort of cool though I am sure I will hate it at the end of the semester. Right now Tom and I are trying to get an image made for the postcards so we can send them out to the new students.

Cory and I are bouncing off to Toronto for a few days for the Canadian Technology Undergrad Conference. The School of CS and the Faculty of Applied Science are mostly paying for that trip so that will be fun. Another sort of random trip, except this time we are going to get hammered with nerds from Queens. I really shouldn’t because of rowing.

I went out yesterday with the novices in an 8+ (coxed eight). It was a lot of fun, first time I was sweeping in two years. I was put in stroke seat meaning I am the the oldest, most veteran, and the male with best technique. This was cool as in my first year I was in three seat, the weaker of the rowers. All practise I kept being yelled at for rowing too fast, being in a single for a while you are used to rowing at a high stroke rate.

Next weekend I have three races, one with the eight and the novices, one in a single two hours later and one the next day in a double. Should be fun.

Life never seems to be the same old mundane for me.

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They Say Sports are Unfair to Women

Posted by officerincivvies on February 20, 2009

They say that sports are unfair to women, this is definitely not the case for Rowing, at least not in the United States.

In the NCAA there is a rule that states that there must be an equal amount of funding for women’s sports as there are for men’s sports. This rule does not apply in the CIS. In the US most universities and colleges have HUGE football teams and basketball teams because of the number of fans for these teams. With teams of well over a hundred people and the fact that they travel all over the country their respective schools must pay the same amount of money into women’s sports.

How do they do this? They create a huge number of womens sports where they put as many people as they can onto the team and then fully fund them with the most expensive equipment. In most American universities you will have women’s rowing teams with well over seventy members. Clemson University in South Carolina is one of these schools who reqruits any women that is able to row, just to increase their women spending. They have been to our team many times to try and take away members.

You do not need seventy members on a rowing team, you need eight, plus a few spares and a coxswain. No one cares about who wins the small boats, it’s all about who has the biggest and most powerful eight, basically it’s similar to the penis for the university. The only reason they race them is to show who is fastest as an individual so they can put the fastest eight people in a boat.

If you look at the olympics which races do people care about? The eight. These are the eight fastest people in the country put into one boat. The smaller boats are the spares, the people who weren’t fast enough to get into the eight. In fact the biggest race that people care about at the olympics is the Men’s Heavyweight Eight, which Canada won gold in last year.

But what about men at the university level? They do not get funding. These universities that have huge women’s rowing varsity teams, at best they will have a men’s rowing club, that’s it. There are a few exceptions to this such as Stanford and Berkeley and then Harvard and Yale.

So to be a man in the rowing world in the US is pretty hard. There’s no funding for you at the university level. It’s completely unfair and if we tried to argue it we would not win. Americans would rather see football or basketball than a rowing race, plus people (like Hilaire Ford) would argue that men already have everything else, so we should just suck it up.

Luckily in Canada the CIS does not have this rule and universities with a rowing team equally fund their teams. This again changes at the National Level. There the best Canadians will get at most $1,500 a month to live off of from the government to train, and that’s only to maybe the eight people in the eight. So if you want to be a national rower in Canada you will have to find a job that accommodates you being able to row two or three times a day, six days a week, because otherwise you won’t be able to pay for food.

At the national level in the US their athletes are fully funded so they do not need to work at all. They are able to fully dedicate themselves to their sport. I do not know how much they get per month but I do know it is more than enough to not need to work.

So when I go to 2012 I either need to become an American and have everything paid for, or I can convince the military to let me train with the national team, then they can say one of there members won gold in London.

One day we will have equality.

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Funny Pic

Posted by officerincivvies on February 20, 2009

Found it and thought it was hilarious

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Backskies

Posted by officerincivvies on February 17, 2009

So I am back from Reno and I honestly don’t want to do anything right now. I know I should so I am at least doing my daily writing. Here are some pics from the trip to show what happened. Thanks to Jesse for these.

Me still drunk and passed out at the airport (Seattle I think)

Me at the Reno Airport.

The Reno Airport.

The first thing I saw when I got off of the airplane.

Downtown Reno (seriously that place is a shit hole)

Squaw Mountain

Me riding in some waist deep pow.

Me ridiculously happy up at Squaw Valley in California.

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First Few Days of Reno

Posted by officerincivvies on February 15, 2009

Well… my weekend started on Friday like any normal Friday. I got up to go rowing, of course Burnaby lake froze over, so I was a sad Panda. I headed up to school to do my evening’s workout that morning because I knew I would have been too busy to do it later. I headed to the bank and got Jesse’s money and myself some cash for Reno. I got home and frantically wrote my paper. After a meeting I had with my LEAD project, I went back and finished editing my paper, handed it in and went off to the pub.

At the pub I met with Tanya, Kim and Melissa from the Rowing team to get ready for the no pants party. The DJ Corey was setting up. All in all it was a great night. I cannot tell much that happened because after 10 pm I do not remember… much. I know that the party was just ridiculous. There were more people inside than capacity and there was a HUGE line up outside. The manager said we had one of the top five events at the pub ever and we were invited to come back to do another event any time. I know that many people had problems getting inside because of the lineup. People had some ridiculous costumes, apparently there were even more that I don’t remember. Guys were wearing thongs, teddy bears, and girls were wearing duct tape, and fun underwear.

I wish I had remembered it. I know it was ridiculous and we definitely raised a lot of money. I am happy for that.

Next thing I remember was arriving at Seattle. I got dragged home and then Jesse packed for me, and threw me into the truck. Apparently I was sick at the border.

Reno itself is boring, there’s nothing interesting here. But Squaw, the mountain we are riding at today, was SO SICK!! So much pow and it didn’t stop snowing all day. I wish Whistler was like this right now. I am going back there tomorrow so I am pretty excited for that.

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Shackapwn’d

Posted by officerincivvies on February 13, 2009

Just for you Shawn.

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Not a Fan of the No Pants

Posted by officerincivvies on February 10, 2009

So thanks to Jesse for sending me this, but apparently someone is not impressed with our No Pants Party… what an idiot.

Dear SFU Rowing Club
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Yesterday at 3:13pm
I just saw your poster for the “No Pants” pub night, and I had a few questions…

Are there no “women” on the rowing team? Is this why it didn’t seem offensive to serve drinks called “Blue Balls”, “Two Fingers”, and “Hot Pants”?

Or is the entire team made up of GAY “men”, thus making the names of the drinks and rule of no pants poignantly appropriate?

OR, do the “women” on the rowing team (and I know that there are some) masculinize themselves in order to be part of the team, so that they only ever wear pants? So, calling it a “No Pants, No Skirt” event just seemed ridiculous?

Do none of the “men” on the rowing team wear skirts? Certainly a couple of weeks ago none of you would have objected to wearing KILTS to the pub for Robbie Burns’ Day!

Oh wait – are you hoping that only (stereotypical, heterosexual) “men” will participate?

I’m just curious, because obviously you expect people to PAY MONEY to participate in this event, but it seems like you’re only going to get either stereotypical “men” (which don’t exist, by the way – in case you hadn’t noticed the quotation marks), or extremely stupid, uncritical participants. (Woo! Sounds like a real party…)

I also want to know, what department you people are from? Certainly none of you have ever taken a Women’s Studies, Gender Studies, English, Sociology, Criminology, or even History course (to mention a few), or you’d be well aware of the kind of socially subconscious sexism that your advertisement suffers from so painfully.

So good luck, because neither myself nor anyone I would associate with would be participating in such an event. (Thank god there’s a lot of us.)

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I Shot a Man in Reno, Just to Watch Him Die

Posted by officerincivvies on February 10, 2009

Holy Random!

One thing I wanted to do this year was a completely random trip somewhere. Jesse and I have been talking about going somewhere on our short reading break to go riding since there is no snow here. Yesterday we decided to go to Tahoe and thanks to his (see: his girlfriend’s) Travelocity skills we are heading down to California.

Saturday morning, right after the no pants party, Jesse and I are bouncing down to Seattle. From there we will fly to Portland, Oregon and then after a three hour delay, to Reno, Nevada. We will be staying there for four days and three nights. During the day we will be catching a shuttle to Squaw Mountain at Lake Tahoe in California.

It should be a pretty sweet trip and I am definitely stoked.

Know what else would be sweet? To bounce to Europe during the semester break. I’d be down.

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What the fuck…

Posted by officerincivvies on February 9, 2009

The bitch cheated on me when I was in basic…

… what a fucking whore.

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